These are some of the boldest arm security units ever.

If I was a zombie astronaut, I would probably be wearing these.

Brine King III Arm Guards

The most innovative Brine arm guard ever created.

Full compression molded guard with new strategically placed air vents keeps you protected while also helping your arms breathe.

High density TPR molded cap with compression molded lycra inserts maximize your mobility while securing your elbow from harmful checks.

New “butterfly” strapping system allows the guard to cinch tighter to your arm which prevents constant sliding.

Internal no slip grip to prevent arm guard from sliding.

Reflective King head pattern on back side.

$115

And if I was in the new Predator movie, and I was a Predator, I would have selected these boys.

Warrior Players Club Morph Lacrosse Fore Arm Guards

CAPS: NEW – Removable cap design allows you to customize your protection by removing the hard cap to create an arm pad.

FOAMS: VPS vented foam, and triple density impact foams strategically placed throughout the pad.

VENTING: Features Warrior’s exclusive VPS venting system that transfers air flow directly through the pads to your body.

OUTER SHELL: Pearlized PU Leather for the ultimate in high end design.

MOISTURE MANAGEMENT: NEW “P-lad” VaporTek lining – provides comfort while wicking away excess moisture.

$100

I’m going to go spend the rest of the afternoon in this building.

In hopes of deriving the inspiration for Warrior/Brine’s weapons of mass appendage protection.

Rex Ryan is trying to creep into my top 3 favorite coaches of all time.

Current top 3

1. Coach K – Duke Basketball

2. Mike Tomlin – Steelers

3. Coach K – USA Basketball

Can someone please hit the University of Oregon’s athletic department with an atomic bomb?

Four and a half hours away from a three hour first aid seminar I forgot about. Who schedules such a seminar from 5pm to 8pm the night of the home opener? Yes, I would like to be inside learning how to dial 911 instead of basking in the glory of a Big Ten football tailgate.

To the human responsible for scheduling this mandatory meeting:

I’ll just listen to this song to extend my misery.

Notes

Another example of why I hate Boston sports

Smoking Indo baby finally quits

How the miners in Chile are surviving