That's thirty minutes away. I'll be there in ten.

“Allow me to retort.” Pulp Fiction references continue as we go to the mattresses over yesterday’s heated PNCLL discussion. No one cared about how sick Oregon State’s shirts were? Finals week is T minus 6 days. Content might get strange. Semi pop culture day.
Hey, Emo Little Devotchka in Boise, Shhhhhhhh
Someone associated with Boise State had a mental breakdown yesterday. Following the BCS snubbing of their football team to a lesser BCS game against the Horned Frogs, this Bronco visited 412 Lax as he does daily to find a riveting post detailing news in the PNCLL conference.
Every team was featured (including Portland State, we love the MCLA, but had no idea Portland State was a school let alone had an MCLA team) but apparently our write up on Boise State was not to his liking.
We wrote: Boise State’s website is one of the worst in the country. Gonzaga, Montana, and Idaho should be ashamed that they lost to the Blue Turf Monsters. We aren’t talking about the Broncos ever again.
This is why we were so offended by their website.

They don’t really have a website. Consider that we had spent several days working on this post, we were a little antsy. Boise was the last team we reviewed. So, maybe we threw Boise State’s website under the bus. Mind you, we didn’t say anything about their program, players, or coaches. In fact we were quite friendly towards the teams living in the basement of the PNCLL conference weren’t we?
412 Lax on Washington State’s fall roster having 12 players: Difficult to look at, have to feel bad for the kids that want to be apart of WSU lacrosse. Dedication, commitment and a love of the game are required from both the students and the coaches. Nothing worth having comes easy.
412 Lax on Portland State’s website quote which reads: The cowards never started and the weak died along the way: Even if your combined score against the Ducks and the Canadians was 50-1, we can respect that quote for the 2010 season…Best news for PSU? They only graduated one senior from last year’s squad.
412 Lax on Gonzaga, who also has an awful website: Gonzaga has their own student section which they call the Man Up Club. For a one time price of $20 students receive the following, free entry to Man Up Club functions, a Gonzaga lacrosse lanyard, a Man Up Club shirt, and free BBQ for every home game. What a brilliant idea, especially because they claim they had 200 members in the first year. Even if you don’t have 200 kids showing up to each home game you probably turned a profit of $1000.
We also did some carving. Called Oregon the Mallards. Called The Clan the Canadians. Said that Gonzaga made their website with crayons. This is an equal opportunity website. We praise and rip 50/50.
This is the impassioned comment left from “Nonya Business” in regards to us hazing BSU’s website:
I appreciate the in site on teams here but you are missing some valuable information. Having played for Boise State for many years you know nothing of their situation. Like many clubs, with the exception of the some of the pampered teams like the Oregon Mallards, Boise State struggles to do what ever is possible to make their program better. The school has tight restrictions on what CLUB teams can do, for example a team website. The team is not allowed to have a website because of what other clubs on campus have done in the past with their websites. So in order to be fair to all clubs the school deemed it unnecessary for any club to have a website. The water runs deeper than just that, but why would an outsider with minimal information think they know anything about something. I bet you think your crap dont stink either! Good luck on your future writing career!
Right away you’re going to lose respect for anyone who misspells the fourth word of their first sentence.
According to the second sentence, we have played for Boise State for years and still know nothing of their situation.
Thrilled that Nonya decided it was prudent to use our Oregon cut up. Weren’t offended by that? Only when it suits you? Thought so.
At what point did we claim to know anything about Boise State’s program? In fact we didn’t. We said their website is awful and then declared we’d never talk about them again. Thanks to Nonya Business, we have amended that statement and will now be tracking Boise State in a tireless and vivacious manner.
To quote the great liberal Stevie Colbert, Boise State, you’ve been put on notice.
Boise State On Notice Day #1
Oregon vs. Boise State: Video evidence of why the school refusing to permit them to operate a proper website has ruined their program.
- Nonya Business, is it the lack of an acceptable website that forced your middie to turn the ball over at the 40 yard line at the 0:23 mark?
- The yard sale at 0:31…blame it on the website?
- Scoring the first goal of the game at 0:49 is absolutely your website’s fault. Right?
- Website’s the guilty party for giving up an 8 goal run in the second quarter?
We’ll chalk up yesterday’s angst as a direct corollary to your BCS let down.
Of course, we had no idea that your school has regulations against club team websites.
No one was ridiculing your program for trying to overcome the unique odds all second tier club teams (and most first tier club teams) suffer through.
Coming onto this site and whining about injustices that none one could possibly understand hardly represents a shape of a good idea.

Best wishes in 2010. Now, we’re watching.
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Star Wars Cleats
Who in the MCLA has the nerve to wear these?

Keep in mind you are only brash for wearing these if silver/chrome has nothing to do with your school’s color scheme.
We would

all over those.
New Stuff from Striker Danger



Retro Alt Rock Band
Cold War Kids “Hospital Beds”
(from the October 2006 album, “Robbers and Cowards”)
LAS founder in action for the Mallards in 2008.
Such a lonely feeling as an attackman. Probably a soft pass and you’re going to have to pick yourself up off the ground.

Don’t worry we’ll have a talk with him about the socks.
Too easy to carve Notre Dame coaches.
For example:
Can any one in this Eiffel Tower scenario win a meaningful game?
Charles Weis called, he wants to know what its like to barely see your belt buckle.
The last time I saw that many mock turtlenecks, I was shopping at Talbots Kids at 93.

Connecticut Valley Helmet
Club lacrosse fashion is about pushing the limits. This is a fine effort although we’ve seen it before, posted the design in fact of a Warrior Trojan helmet from Elevation. Wonder if there was a larceny involved.



Taylor Swift thinks shes Gaga. Her cat eyes make us nervous. Or perhaps, its the cat eyes attached to basketball player legs.

Miley Cyrus was not raised within 4 hours of a tall building.

John Mayer’s tips on cheating
Notes
- For those of you that don’t know, devotchka is Russian for girl or woman, made famous in the infamous S. Kubrick film A Clockwork Orange
- Did anyone check Friday’s post?
- How many young people know what the black and white image is from?
- Follow us on twitter for hourly chuckles.


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