Georgetown gloves from Brine. As for the title of the post, be prepared to laugh then repent. Let’s Lax.

Brine Georgetown Gloves

Three models! Is Urick’s job on the line this year?

White elephant with Special White Perforated leather. Metallic Navy accent and Metallic Silver MP wing on the cuff

Best Shakedowns we’ve seen to date.

Notre Dame Laaaaax

We attended the Notre Dame camp years ago and it was easily one of the worst experiences of in our lacrosse lives. We’ve discussed having a bad time at a “major camp” briefly before but never said which camp it was. Now you know. Here’s an extended version for the new people.

After the first night there, they marched us out for a meeting to yell at everyone about flushing the toilet.

Former Wittenberg former Dayton coach Vinnie Lang had a mental break down during a one on one drill. Some camper wasn’t paying full attention and Lang launched into a tirade at the youth about respect and lacrosse knowledge finally ending with, “I’ve got socks that have played in more games than you have.”

Needless to say the ND coaches didn’t do much coaching.

Not going to talk about the 45 minute walk to and from the fields.

Not going to talk about the Brother Rice middie on our team that never shut up about being 48th string middie on their varsity team.

A squirrel jumped on us one morning.

One of our coaches showed up hungover ever morning and told us about it. Cool man.

The other coach was a former All American Tom Glatzel. The first time he showed up he promptly told everyone not to ask him to string a stick. The last time we saw him was after the first night session of the first day. Cool man.

A bonnie lass attending the tennis camp snubbed our advances near the salad bar at lunch.

They didn’t even take us into their legendary stadium where they confused Rudy for having an epileptic fit for making a tackle.

These five days in South Bend probably attribute greatly to our angst directed at Notre Dame football.

Tomorrow we will share our story about the Hopkins camp. Let’s just say the campers had a touch more respect for Coach Petro than Corrigan.

USA Venom

Looking decent. We’d prefer a red chin with white helmet stickers.

The white chin is a little too…Dicks Sporting Goods purchase for our exquisite and exceptional tastes.

Bid on said helmet here

More meltdowns in 90% of Lax

MaxXcel Trainer

Seibald’s shirt is so handsome.

USA Hockey
In your face Charlie Murphy (Canada)

Gold mine for spring celebrations

Don’t be on scholarship. Don’t be on scholarship. Don’t be on scholarship.

Edit: F. She is blind.

Edit 2: We blame Fox’s non existent moral standards for putting her on the air in the first place.

Nike should release these editions.

Notes

Stick Work Challenge total as of 12:47PM January 7: 426

Duke gloves posted tomorrow

Mini STX Professor review tomorrow

We created a Youth in Revolt alter ego. Except he is the less talented version. Video coming soon.

Signed Berger gloves on eBay (we think he is betting on them to drive the price)

DeSean Jackson reminding everyone he gradumacated from Cal: “Mike Jenkins ain’t never shut me down, so y’all chill out over there,” Jackson said. “Them boys are scared of me. I’m a dual threat on that field. They be having like four people on your boy out there, but it’s all good. I probably get man coverage like 10 percent every game. But I like those odds. I’ll take that.”