Originally scheduled to be worn against West Virginia, these are rumored to be appear tonight against Utah.

Thanks for wearing ironed pants to the event.

Of course everything awesome happens post my departure.

I’m afraid our quarterback can’t see over the line. And if I posted Facebook pictures of our linemen in action last weekend, you’d have less confidence in their ability to see anything. And the last time we played Utah, things went the opposite of awesome.

At least Indiana will beat Towson.

I can already smell the grills and I live 10 minutes away from the stadium. And, it’s Thursday.

Welcome to the Big Ten.

No matter what Gait comes out with this season, this helmet is the ugliest item for 2011.

How you dare you try to sell a helmet with a lizard stub tail and visor from 2004 for $199

Marketing Redundancy Department of Redundancy Marketing Division

Which came first: Nike or Warrior’s future campaign?

“Why just make history when you can create the future?”

WAIT.

WAIT.

WAIT.

Did someone from my future come back to the past to try to save my life?

Notes

Free coaching clinic in Orlando, wish someone had told me about this sooner because some heavy weights will be there

Help us find a cure for cancer

Promises to be the grumpiest person in the mandatory three hour first aid seminar scheduled during the home football season opener