Pitt lax practice video. NCAA D1 Player of the year list. Work boots and lax. Let’s Lax. But he isn’t invited.

Work boots and game shorts?

Work boots and sweat pants?

It needs to stop.

It needs to stop right now.

Practice Video

The only great thing about a tender hammy string is that our multimedia coverage of Pitt lax goes nuclear.

To download music by the untouchable DJ Pauly D click here.

Number one DJ in Rhode Island.

Keep banging baby.

SMU Newsletter

Every team should be mailing one out during the spring.

Here is a good example of something simple yet informative.

POY Discussion

The following names were mentioned today on twitter as possible D1 player of the year winners.

Bitter

Crotty

Wimer

Jamieson

Kimmel

Bratton

Stanwick

Pannell

Rabil cooked up something from home and went with Kimmel who had the quietest 44 points of all time. We understand if he’s a fellow Blue Jay but bro wasn’t asked to win games. Brian Christopher was and he’s gone.

Walters picked Crotty. Understandable. Maryland thuggery hates everything Duke represents.

We didn’t notice this during our tweet blast but Harrison picked Bratton which is hilarious. You’ll see why. Also we didn’t notice Stanwick on the list either because like Jamieson you can’t go from a supporting role to the best player in the country in one year. Thus, no Stanwick commentary via tweet tweet.

But of course we took great offense to list. Here is our documented melt down:

Kimmel for poy? Hes been helpless without Rabil and Peyser, wasn’t their best middie last year and now he’s poy candidate, get a grip

Jamieson for poy? He didn’t even get the top pole like Bitter, again manufacturing unjustified hype, the only thing that magazine is good at

Pannell won’t have Seibald or Glynn to take pressure off him and therefore he’s unproven as the go to guy but surely a Poy candidate

Only Harrison had a worse shooting percentage than the Bratton bros, but you put them on your cover so Obvi shamel is a poy candidate

Wimer didn’t have the most points in his team last year I guess thats good enough to be on a poy list

Bitter is uncoverable but won’t be able to win enough games because Breschi can’t win a big game an acc trend minus DS

Crotty made the national team. The US national team. That’s probably poy worthy but I’m only over 5′7′ and play lacrosse what do I know

Rarely are you going to find happy tweets from us early in the morning but that list was obnoxious and irresponsible.

Attackman #71 for Pitt might as well have been on that list.

Who do you like for NCAA D1 POY?

One of the best goal celebrations of all time.

Where did he get that from?

Oh, we know.

Attackman #16 of Hopkins used to do that. (we don’t have enough respect for him to use his real name.)

We hated it more than words can say.

P.S. We miss the all white Terps uniforms.

Why hasn’t Maryland won a title in years? Take a look at the sock problem. Easy fix.

Notes

Video games helping athletes obvi (Wired)

Notre Dame steals another coach, poor timing continues (Laxpower)